Mii™

My sister Talma wrote this Sinterklaas poem for Mii™:

The "surprise": my avatar and a cardboard laptop with the poem

Hi, this is me
my name is Jashii
The founder of Mii™

Some time ago
I was boring me so
that I went to my familii
and you know what I sii?

They were playing on the TV
a game called Wii™
and what do I fuckin' see
me family is playing with me!

A puppet with my name on it
really looked like shit.
So I went back to me
and then me had this idea.

No more fucking around with Jashii
I am a trademark, called Mii™
Mii™ will tell you who I am
from New York to Amsterdam.

I travel and tell people why
Mii™ is me, myself and I.
Don't use me for a fuckin' game
you will never be the same.

With my active firewall
TV & internet are under control.
If you dare to use my identitii
Mii™ will kill you immediatelii.

Mii™ is not a game you see
Mii™ is the lifestyle of Jashii
Mii™ is cool & Mii™ is hot
Mii™ is always in the spot
Mii™ is leading internet
Mii™ is also good in bed
Mii™ is spyware in the air
Mii™ is always everywhere

So now my life is really chill
eat your heart out, Steve 'n Bill.
Mii™ is no apple nor a pear
me is rich & famous, dear.

I'm a celeb now you see
everybody wants Mii™
Nintendo's dead, Mii™ is alive
it's Mii™ that terrorizes your life.

Mii™ is not a joke at all
Mii™ is always in control
Mii™ is forever untouchable
and very much undutchable.